So far I am enjoying him only online. Michael Geier (born March 12, 1964), known as Big Mike Geier, is a singer, entertainer, and leader of the band Kingsized, which is based in Atlanta, Georgia, U.S. Geier's most critically acclaimed act is his alter ego: a Pagliacci-type clown named Puddles Pity Party. Newton manages Kingsized, as well as the band's wedding gigs, and leads Dames Aflame.